Women Are Jealous

One of the great magazines asked four married ladies: "Why are you jealous over your husband?..." The first said: "I believe that my husband is my property, and that no other woman must dispute him with me..."

The second said: "I am jealous over my husband because most husbands give away their hearts too easily."

The third said: "Because I am anxious to guard my married happiness."

And the fourth said: "Because I love him more than I love myself."