Tide
Washes clothes and laundry cleaner than any known preparation
Tide makes white clothes dazzling and colored ones bright
Tide gives the wash a sweet, fragrant scent
Tide costs less in the end — a little of it is enough for a lot of laundry
Tide can be used equally well in cold water or hot
Tide's suds are generous, its effects magical
Tide carries the burden of washday for you
Tide... it's Tide, and that's that