Tide
washes clothes and laundry cleaner than any known preparation
Tide makes white clothes brilliant and colored ones bright
Tide gives the laundry a sweet, fragrant scent
Tide is more economical — a little of it suffices for a great deal of washing
Tide can be used equally well in cold water or hot
Tide's lather is generous, its effects magical
Tide carries the burden of the wash for you
Tide... it's Tide, and that's that