Evening Quips

The clever husband is the one who remembers his wife's birthday — and forgets which of her "birthdays" it is!

• For every woman who makes of a man a foolish creature, there is another woman who makes of a fool a man.

• I advise you not to advise anyone...

• Man is that creature who is forever looking for the atmosphere of home in hotels, and for the service of hotels at home.

• If your head is made of wax, do not walk in the sun.