Laugh with Us

The hypnotist was displaying his tricks before the audience. He said:
— Let one of the ladies come up onto the stage and sit on this chair, and I shall make her disappear at once... Hardly had he finished speaking when one of the spectators cried out:
— Please wait a moment while I fetch my mother-in-law from the house...

The post-office clerk: I should like to know why you refuse to pay more than half the radio tax?
The radio owner: Because I hear with only one ear.