Children's Candor

A man brought suit for divorce against his wife because a traveling peddler — during the time he was displaying his wares to the couple — wanted to play with their little son and asked to kiss him. The child refused, saying:

— No... kiss my mother instead, as you did yesterday!

★ The American writer "Earl Wilson" was asked: What is your opinion of the modern woman?

He replied: "I think she is two women... one who prepares the home for the man, and another who prepares the man for the home!"